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thetamingoftitania:

Book Idea 
Two spies of warring kingdoms develop an unlikely friendship. Their daring escapades, incredible cleverness and at times inappropriate humour lead to a deep admiration between the two, despite never having officially met and ostensibly being bitter enemies. When the war escalates, they must decide if obeying their kingdoms is worth sacrificing their strange camaraderie.
credit to mythaelogy for the image

thetamingoftitania:

Book Idea 

Two spies of warring kingdoms develop an unlikely friendship. Their daring escapades, incredible cleverness and at times inappropriate humour lead to a deep admiration between the two, despite never having officially met and ostensibly being bitter enemies. When the war escalates, they must decide if obeying their kingdoms is worth sacrificing their strange camaraderie.

credit to mythaelogy for the image

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recentgooglesearches:

i am an adult oh god make it stop

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In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?

Me: She does.

My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?

Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?

My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?

Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?

My dad: ... Yes?

Me: What can I fit in them?

My dad: What?

Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?

My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.

Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.

My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!

Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.

My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?

Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?

My dad: ... Aren't yours?

Me: I'm a size 3.

My dad: 3 what?

Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.

My dad: What does that mean?

Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.

My dad: Wait, it's not the same?

Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.

My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!

Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

typhonatemybaby:

Legendary Wolf.

i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment.

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daniellesrousseau:

voldermorte:

what even is this show

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Dean & Cas - Season 4

↳I was getting too close to the humans in my charge... You.
Who are you?
I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
Yeah? Thanks for that.

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Valuing life is not weakness. And disregarding it is not strength.

Rest in Peace, Elizabeth Peña.

September 23, 1959 - October 14, 2014

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mazerunner-uk:

All they have to survive is their hope to escape. Will you be seeing The Maze Runner in cinemas this weekend?

mazerunner-uk:

All they have to survive is their hope to escape. Will you be seeing The Maze Runner in cinemas this weekend?

mazerunner-uk:

Just like his namesake, Thomas knows that there is always a better way. See The Maze Runner in cinemas NOW! 

mazerunner-uk:

Just like his namesake, Thomas knows that there is always a better way. See The Maze Runner in cinemas NOW! 

shingekinowhyiseveryonedying:

Ah, you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that anime. The way they all just [clenches fist] die.

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cas-lost-grace:

Castiel + text posts 

(everybody’s doing them so I wanted to try it too)

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whereiseefashion:

Match #132
Bar Refaeli by Juan Aldabaldretecu for ELLE Spain August 2013 issue | Black statue of an angel
More matches here

whereiseefashion:

Match #132

Bar Refaeli by Juan Aldabaldretecu for ELLE Spain August 2013 issue | Black statue of an angel

More matches here